Everything in it's Order

***Disclaimer***

This next story is too funny not to post, but please don't bring it up in front of Madison.

So, last week I had to take a business trip to Denmark. Of course, Madison does one of the funniest things she has ever done and I missed it. On one of the days I was gone, Jenny was running her standard parent errands. This included picking Madison up from school. Madison is hops into the car and says, "Mom, let's hurry home, okay?"

As any mother would, Jenny asks, "Why do we need to hurry home?"

"Well, today after my shower I forgot to put on underwear, so we need to hurry home to I can get put some on!"

Holding back the laughter Jenny inquires, "So, you don't have any underwear?"

Madison replies, "I forgot."

"Did you tell anyone at school that you forgot to wear underwear?"

"I told my teacher that I forgot."

"What did she say?" Jenny continued.

"She said that after school, I should hurry home and put some on."

Madison...the commando!